♡ Whoregana ♡

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than me

meladoodle:

*casually emotionally tortures myself*

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

presidentgay:

"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"

what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head 

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

image

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*