the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
my laptop is hotter than me
*casually emotionally tortures myself*
"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"
what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head
teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*